

Larry: Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars. Was it over twelve dollars? Waiter: Do.do you want me to refill your water or. Larry: Was mine a healthy tip? Waiter: Yeah. What did he leave? Waiter: It was a healthy, healthy tip. Larry: Honestly, who gives a crap? I was in here, I was with a guy, I'm just curious. Larry: You don't do what? Waiter: We don't share that information with the customers. Larry: Do you mind telling me how much tip the guy I was with left you? Waiter: Oh.we don't do that. The Reunion Larry: Remember I was sitting here yesterday? Waiter: Yeah. Larry: We're fighting because you're a moron. Some people are nothing even with their health. Larry: You're nothing without your health. Loretta: Then why would I want to go? Larry.

Loretta: Any black people gonna be there? Larry: No. Vehicular Fellatio Larry: I'm going to dinner with Jeff and Susie and Richard Lewis and his new girlfriend, if you want to come along. Larry: Can I tell you something about apricots?. Larry: You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. Funkhouser's Crazy Sister Larry: I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose.
